Here’s the hottest Victoria’s Secret Supermodel known to man paralyzing the lower part of my body for a minute. What? Can you really blame me? Can you honestly tell me with a straight face that it didn’t spray from the bed to your Spiderman poster across the room after looking at Adriana Lima’s tits in a ridiculously hot bikini? Didn’t think so.

Not since Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta has I been turned on by an alphabet the same way I am turned on right now just by looking at Adriana Lima topless on the cover for V magazine. I mean seriously, do I really need to tell you guys how extremely hot this Brazilian model-milf is? She’s not even completely naked and my wiener is already doing somersaults.

I seriously can’t stress this enough: Adriana Lima is the ultimate fantasy. I think any horny bastard like me could agree that just one look at her naked body can give you an instant hard-on. Look at the curves on her perfectly-toned olive body, her luscious round breasts, those fuck-me eyes and the lips that were made for ‘big things’. Doesn’t she just drives you wild…

This sexy seductress wears lingerie better than any Victoria’s Secret model I know.You can look at her all morning and still want more of her at night–especially at night.

Awwww damn. Maaan, how many times must this Victoria’s Secret luscious Angel must tease me to high hells in my dreams? I was over her for quite some time. Her incredibly sexy, tanned body really tortured me back in the days when I was still in love with every inch of her skin.

And now seeing Adriana Lima’s nipples again almost popping out of her very hot lingerie costume, that familiar feeling is back. I think this sensual goddess and I should get acquainted tonight.

I wish I could tell you where this nude photoshoot was from, but I have no idea. It just popped out of nowhere. Good thing, it’s Adriana Lima, and she’s naked, with her tits hanging out and her pussy hiding somewhere down that see-through pantyhose. So, there. No questions asked right?

Here’s Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima generously showing her tits inside a see-through top at the runway of a fashion show. Even though I’ve seen them a little too many times in the past already, it still feels refreshing to get a glimpse of those perky boobs. Oh, who am I kidding, it doesn’t feel refreshing at all because I’m feeling all sorts of hot right now. Whew.

No stranger to baring her flesh for photographers, sex-on-a-stick Adriana Lima gets naked for the Russian edition of GQ. I suggest you keep a glass of water nearby before clicking on the pics below because you might get parched with the heat emanating from these images. I’m pretty sure that the magazine itself is sold with a pair of oven mitts to keep men (and a few “masculine” women) from burning their hands.

Real-live fuckdoll Adriana Lima is the stuff of fantasies. We’ve known that for years. One of the reasons for that is that she’s not afraid to disrobe for the cameras. And we are eternally grateful for that. I’m pretty hot myself, but never in a million years will I get a shot at seeing Adriana naked. Hey, just keepin’ it real dudes.

Brazilian supermodels and Victoria’s Secret Angels Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabeli Fontana, Cintia Dicker, Caroline Trentini, Michelle Alves, and Raica Oliveira all show off their naked assets for DT Magazine. The publication must have some very incriminating photos of these beauties to make them all pose nude for the magazine. I for one wouldn’t mind seeing a photo of Adriana getting it on with a cow.