Today’s morning boner is brought to you by these sizzling hot Bar Rafaeli lingerie shots! How can you be a fuckin’ hermit all day after seeing her precum-inducing curvaceous body, especially after rubbing one out? Leo DiCaprio is probably the luckiest bastard on earth to be humping this heavenly sight every night!

Here’s Bar Rafaeli’s ass in a pink bikini and without Leo di Caprio around her to make you hate the lucky bastard even more. I mean you already got a great career going dude, why must you take one of the world’s hottest chick too?? Where is the freakin’ justice! I’m not really a fan of twiggy bitches with no ass and mildly resembles the Crypt keeper so that makes me team Bar!

Here’s Israeli hottie Bar Rafaeli doing the bikini thing for a swimwear brand named Aqua bendita. Her body is so retarded. Retarded like her boyfriend Leo Di Caprio in that movie Inception. It means I would bang and motorboat those sweet tits because they keep me entertained in my seat.

It must be the tits. Yeah it has to be. I don’t know why I’m pretty attracted to Bar Rafaeli. I mean the rumors say that she’s quite a diva and she actually has an average face but I guess when she poses for lingerie, Bar Rafaeli’s breasts were made to be in lingerie catalogs. Do you agree?

Bar Refaeli is Sports Illustrated’s favorite cover girl, and here she is in a bikini photoshoot for the magazine, looking all hot and sexy especially with the topless pic. Leonardo DiCaprio’s one lucky bastard!

If there would be an award for the World’s Biggest Idiot, I’d vote for Leonardo DiCaprio. Not that I have anything against him, but he freaking dumped this hot chick right here! What’s wrong with you dude? Well, anyway, here’s Sports Illustrated cover girl Bar Refaeli, nude in the Czech version of Esquire magazine. Now what guy would dump this piece of heaven? Only an idiot, I tell you. Only an idiot.

Yes, this is the girl that Leonardo DiCaprio dumped. Sports Illustrated cover babe Bar Refaeli appears naked in a video as she prepares to become video art. Not really sure what that mean since I’m not much of an artist, but all I know is that I like what I see. Apparently Leo didn’t so he dumped her. Idiot.

See all the nude video art pics here!