Somebody locked Charlize Theron in his basement for quite some time that I almost forgot about her but here she is again, taking advantage of the fact that I am a guy. So here I am having a huge boner out of these steamy pics of Charlize in Elle Russia. Charlize=1, me-=1. It’s a win-win!

Here’s Charlize Theron braving the rain in LA. It must have been cold that day, as the South African bred actress’ nipples got hard as she walked in the rain. Amazing pokies right there, I tell you.

Charlize Theron took off her top once again in her new movie Burning Plain. The Oscar winner doesn’t have to bare her breasts to get roles but she’s doing it anyway. So thanks Charlize and keep on showing us those perkies!