I don’t kow what’s going on in Christina Aguilera’s face but I do know that her funbags are still doing a fantastic job distracting us from her face. Is she trying to be the next Jessica Simpson now? Seriously, she’s like 12 more cheeseburgers away from being a deadringer for Mariah Carey! And I mean right now in her pregnant state.

It looks like Christina Aguilera is handling her separation with Jordan Bratman very well. You’ve seen pics of her with her lover during the shoot of her movie, now see her in a different light. And by different light, I mean in leaked semi-naked pics of her in her dressing room. Here she is before she became the doughy bitch she is today.

Here’s a newly separated Christina Aguilera walking her tits all over town in a white tee. I don’t know what she’s on but whatever it is, she shouldn’t quit it ‘coz she’s looking tasty these days. I guess when you just got out of a 4-year marriage you forget simple things, like, uhh I dunno, wearing a bra??

Umm yeah. Not sure what’s going on in this blonde MILF hottie’s face but thankfully Christina Aguilera’s tits are pretty much making up for it. Seriously, everytime I see her power jugs I squeeze my milk carton even harder. These chicks with huge tits are going to be the end of me.

I got to admit I’m not really a fan of Christina Aguilera. Maybe if she didn’t always wear freakin’ clown make-up I would. Today though it’s an exception. Because today she’s in a super sexy lingerie showing her sweet perky nipples! I wish everyday is lingerie day for her, and I’ll put our past differences behind me for sure. Damn I’m easy! Christina Aguilera’s knockers, fellas. Your welcome.

I’m really not a fan of Chistina Aguilera’s singing prowess. It annoys me that someone so thin and fragile packs a voice that could destroy even Goliath’s eardrums. What’s with the bible reference you ask? I’m not sure. But like Goliath, Christina Aguilera gets people’s attention in one blow.

This time I’m not referring to her vocal skills. I’m talking about Christina Aguilera’s nude pics in GQ Germany. Finally, we have something to compensate for that horrible loud mouth! Would it hurt her if she could show us what “other” things she can do with it?

From Dirrrty and slutty, Christina Aguilera has gone boring and lame soon after she got hitched and became a mommy. No nudes anymore. Just a few cleavage pics. Oh, yeah, and cameltoes. This time, she was seen with a massive cameltoe when she was on set of her movie Burlesque. We should be thankful for this, I guess. It’s better than nothing!

With the cover headline reading “Shock and Awe”, it’s easy to feel those emotions when looking at these hot pictures of Christina Aguilera as she covers the UK publication The Face. One particular shot featuring her ear end is particularly juicy. I figured you’ve seen her boobies, now it’s time for some ass.