Coco’s ass made an unsolicited appearance again on Twitter a few days ago because it was ‘Thong Thursday’, which doesn’t really make sense because if you follow Coco religiously, you’d agree that everyday is practically Thong Thursday which also means everyday is a holiday for Ice-T.

Here’s Coco taking her humongous beast of an ass at the beach in her 2-yr old daughter’s bikini. This blonde MILF has got some monster titties too to go along with that monster ass so I’m confused as to why I’m having scared feelings other than a boner. Maybe if those crap sacks aren’t giving me a look that says it will eat my dick I would be at ease.

Got dayum mama! Look at the girth on Coco’s ass. It’s one of the mysteries in life, this blonde MILF’s badonkadonk. I wonder if Ice-T uses a forklift on his wife’s ass everytime he tries to pull his wang out. That shit is some kind of monstrosity and shouldn’t be handled by the faint hearted.

Because we haven’t gotten enough of Coco’s gi-fuckin-normous booty, and because the extremely hot blonde MILF knows is too, she took a break from her slutty ways to do more skankier things, e.g. posting a pic of her and her sister’s ass in thongs in Twitter. Good thing to know that there are some things consistent in life, such as these never-ending supply of Coco’s ass shots.

How totally thoughtful of Coco to think of her Twitter fans as soon as she wakes up in the morning to the point of reaching out for celphone, taking her panties (or what panties?) off and taking a shot of her humongous ass. I’d say this woman should be canonized for having a huge ass heart that never stops providing for people in need of sex warmth. Thank you for your never-ending generosity Coco, I might never understand this ass monstrosity but I am forever awestruck.

The beastly white chick who was probably a black woman in her past life took her sick—in ghetto term—bodacious body at the beach basically wearing her 3-year old daughter’s bathing suit. Geezus. Really, when it comes to this chick I’m at a loss for words. So fuckin’ aside, here’s Coco’s ass because it’s the only thing she’s famous for.

After Julia Bowden’s ode to Pedobear comes this pic of Coco’s tits suffocating her infant. I’m all for memoirs of massive tits that reminds me of my childhood days but this is just ridiculous…ly HOT! I wonder when Ice-T’s playtime is and if he brings his ‘toys’ along with him.

Coco’s giant funbags ladies and gents, that is all.

We all know what a beast of a woman Coco is. Like seriously, those two ginormous crapsacks are real and alive and just waiting to devour anything in their path, just look at what happened to her panties. I bet this blonde bombshell was a black chick in her past life. Her ass is so huge they bounced into her next after life. That is some sick shit.

Big-assed Coco probably is threatened that Adrianne Curry is posting more nude pictures on Twitter than her, so she felt obliged to tweet this pic of her getting her pussy waxed, with this caption:

Getting a bikini wax. She’s about to pull the cloth strip off of my crotch. Yikes! A little pain is worth it.

Because Myspace wouldn’t accommodate her big ass, Coco turned to Twitter to thank her supportive fans. Yesterday, she posted this pic of hers standing naked in a tanning bed. If you’re an ass person, well, then congratulations.