Who says a chick have to strip it all off to get my attention? Well, I guess it doesn’t entirely work most of the time. I mean, if we’re talking about fugly hoes like J-Woww and Heidi Montag then the only thing that should be covered is their face but in Jessica Alba’s case, it’s classy. Just as long as I see her fuck face I’m good.

Here’s Jennifer Garner’s ass crack saying hi to the paps. I haven’t seen this sexy celeb milf for quite some time now and it’s good to see she’s still alive and lookin’ milf-sexy. Ahhh…the good ‘ol days where I would lock myself in my mom’s basement and jack off to my Electra poster the whole day…

Well hello again, Jessica Alba naked body! Oh how my weiner and I have waited so long to see you back in the hoe game! Here’s Jessica Alba’s epic ass shot from the movie Machete while posing sideview in the showers. Dang! No matter what angle, this MILF goddess still gives me a boner!

You asked for Jessica Alba? You got it. In their latest issue, Vanity Fair Italy featured our hot and sultry latina mamacita in sexy clothes and less clothes on the bed and in the tub. Mmm mmm…look at those long olive stems. I bet they’d look even hotter when they’re wrapped around my waist.

Good Gawd Almighty…look what just risen from the grave! Thassss right! It’s Jessica Alba’s ass! Wow…this clearly is a sign that there really is hope for humanity because Jessica’s sweet badonkadonk is here to bring world peace. Although in my opinion, it’s bringing some major chaos down in my crotch area.

Whatever happened to Jessica Alba’s hotness you say? Well that should be the least of our worries now. What you should be taking care of as of this moment is that huge boner from seeing Jessica Alba’s lustful body in sexy black clothes. She probably realized her true calling, and sooner or later I’m hoping she’ll go all out to strip her clothes and go full frontal ‘coz we all miss us some Jessica Alba ass, that’s for damn sure! In the meantime, here’s the latina goddess in the pages of FHM Australia.

The then-hottie-now-turned-boring Hollywood vixen Jessica Alba was spotted at the airport terminal yesterday and if she didn’t bend over to expose her sweet cleavage, people won’t recognize her. Damn, she’s so plain she really blends well in the crowd. Back then when I see this celebrity milf flash some skin I get so excited. But today, seeing Jessica Alba’s cleavage just makes me cry.