

Proving once again that midgets make the best paparazzi photographers, Jessica Simpson’s ass was photographed from a very interesting angle. Usually, upskirts are accidental, a celeb would bend over and reveal her panties or they’d be getting out of a car and WHOOPS! there’s her bush. But this photographer must have been lying in the gutter to get this angle. Shame though. He went above and beyond the call of duty only to take pictures of an ass that has seen better days.





















