Well it’s been a long weekend. Well, supposedly. But these pics of Katy Perry’s tits in a Santa outfit kept me pre-occupied. You can always expect Katy to bring you the goodies for Christmas so here she is slutting up the stage, being Santa’s favorite helper. Now excuse me, while I jingle my balls.

Yes, I know that whenever it’s a Katy Perry post you already know what to expect: Katy Perry’s tits. But today it’s a different because the California-born bombshell decided to flash us her panties–ya know, ‘coz she’s edgy. That’s what Russel Brand is waking up to every damn morning…lucky bastard!

Sure, Katy Perry got her tits banned on Sesame Street after making a music video with Elmo because so many parents wrote to complain about her tits making their babies demand milk. But look who’s got the last laugh? Here’s Katy Perry’s tits mocking Elmo on Saturday Night Live this weekend.

Here’s Katy Perry’s ass cheeks being molested by the slutty wind. The damn  breeze wasn’t strong and horny enough so we can’t fully see her crap sacks and for all we know she’s going commando in these pics but these shots are the closest to seeing Katy Perry’s ass so I’ll settle for this, for now.

There are a lot of ways to attract a guy and California-born singer Katy Perry knows exactly how to tighten his male fans’ pants during one of her performances last night. No, I didn’t mean the peacock costume she was wearing. Look closer and you’ll see the little fucker. Katy Perry’s tits fellas, your welcome.

California girls are freakin’ hot. They have different face variations and all of them usually have big hooters. Take Katy Perry, the California-born bombshell whose knockers made Russel Brand turn his back on his manwhoring ways. See the power of the breasts I’m talking about. And if you’re still not convinced, here’s a sneak peek of Katy Perry’s power jugs on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Russel Brand must’ve saved a whole bus full of little kids in his past life to be engaged to Katy Perry’s tits.  Imagine he must be living like a king every night whilehe’s motorboating those big bouncy funbags. It’s no doubt that Katy Perry has one of the most amazing rack we’ve seen on tv and it must be a strange coincidence ‘coz I see them most of the time in my wet dreams too.

You may find Katy Perry’s voice to be completely annoying but maybe these Katy Perry topless pics may overlook that fact. Seen here posing for Esquire has been making the rounds and it pretty much shows the bubbly bombshell covering her huge puppies.

I know I don’t have any background in photography but it doesn’t need anyone with an art major to show that this shot would look more eye-appealing if she just put her arms on the side, you agree?

It’s a buffet of Katy Perry’s hot bits and pieces this week and if she continues this awesome attitude she might just kick Parasite Hilton off the number one spot as Hollywood’s number one exhibitionist.

Here is Katy Perry’s upskirt shot where it shows the girly-girl bombshell at her concert strutting those heels and doing some kind of chicken dance while exposing  her punani.

Yes I know we’ve all drooled over Katy Perry’s massive jugs a hundred times over til our weiner’s turned raw and I should’ve known there’s a whole  lot more she has to offer because in her latest video for her song California Girls, Katy Perry’s naked body is exposed! So basically, the video is a buffet of materials you can drag and drop to your spank bank. We’ve got Katy Perry’s sideboobs, ass, cleavage…oh damn I died and went to heaven!