I can’t decide what looks more horrible. The jailbird lips-on-ass tattoo or the cellulite ripples on Mary J. Blige’s jungle badonkadonk. It’s a shame she’s got some hoodrat stuff going on in her milkshake since I like them big and juicy. She’s got the big and juicy part alright, but she also threw in the gutter hooker stank on it so it’s a meh for me.



















