I figured you horny motherfuckers can’t get enough of Miranda Kerr naked so I thought it would be nice if I give out your early Christmas present. Here is the currently preggo Victoria’s Secret Angel completely fucking naked–and I mean tits pusy and ass–at some deserted beach. Fap away by all means!

I’m not sure when these Miranda Kerr lingerie pics were taken but I’m pretty sure they’re before Orlando Bloom’s sperm squad invaded her punani because she doesn’t look like a bloated guppie yet in this photoshoot. Oh how I miss her making my days hotter in her slutty boner-inducing lingerie. I wonder if I’ll develop a fetish for knocked up chicks when I see her in her recent state. She’ll have to show up in my house wearing the same lingerie though.

What’s better than seeing Victoria’s Secret Angel, Miranda Kerr’s tit ? Seeing it in fuckin’ 3D! I’m serious! I swear this shit is the new thing. Kelly Brook did it in Piranha 3D. Now if you want something as equally hot, here’s Miranda Kerr to make your wieners drool!

I can’t even stress it fully enough but I’m totally loving Miranda Kerr lingerie pictures for Victoria’s Secret. That insanely sexy chick in bed is exactly what I want to see when I wake up every morning. She’s got the lustful curves that is so easy on the eyes. Definitely my type of eye candy.

It looks like those whores over at Numero magazine is running out of concepts with these Miranda Kerr topless shoots. I mean really? Lesbian nun and naughty Catholic school girl? How original! I hope they can handle Miranda Kerr’s hotness because it will be a lot hotter in hell.

Okay, okay I guess I really should stop the whining coz what really matters is seeing Miranda Kerr’s perky nipples and I’m sold.

Okay let’s just get this out of the way: Miranda Kerr is fuckin’ sexy!  I mean really, for a skinny hoe you wouldn’t think she can deliver the goods as if she really has got it packed. This just shows how Miranda Kerr is a master of manipulating the camera. She already knows the right angles to make her ass and tits look big and as a man with an erect weiner at recent, I don’t have anything negative to say about her. It’s all gravy on my end. Wink.

We’re no stranger to seeing Victoria’s Secret Angel Miranda Kerr naked, but we can’t deny the fact that we’re more than excited everytime she does. This time, she took it all off for GQ. Miranda’s hot fully clothed or not, but seeing her butt naked just tops everything off. Orlando Bloom is one lucky bastard!

While the actual calendar images won’t be available for another few months, these Pirelli 2010 Calendar behind-the-scenes images give you an idea of what to expect. Exotic locales, stark imagery, and of course, beautiful nude or topless models. Miranda Kerr, Ana Beatriz Barros, and Rosie Huntington-Whitely will be in the calendar with a bevy of topless supermodels, so it’s definitely the event of the year here at Tinseltown Nudes.

Supermodels topless or naked (or both!) is always a good thing. So expect me to be first in line when the Pirelli 2010 calendar comes out because it features hot supermodels in less than nothing including current superstars Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, and Ana Beatriz Barros. Until then, here are some hot behind-the-scenes pics.

Victoria’s Secret hottie and the current modeling pride of Australia Miranda Kerr is apparently respectful of the environment. So respectful in fact that she’s willing to chain herself, naked, to a tree. That’s exactly what she does in the current issue of Rolling Stone Australia. Yes, Australia has their own Rolling Stone. It’s bad enough that they have their own So You Think You Can Dance and Project Runway they have to steal RS as well! Then again, if all their issues are as hot as this one, all is forgiven.