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Paris Hilton’s tits are selling motorcycles now
Posted on: December 20, 2010 - 1:20 am by: Paris

Here’s Paris Hilton about to hump a pink and blue motorcycle at the SuperMartxe VIP event by Paris Hilton…because it’s never too late to be a road whore. I’m loving her tits in ever shot, that’s all she needs to show me and I’m sold. Yeah I’ll take the pink and blue please.

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Paris Hilton upskirt Part 34,802
Posted on: December 16, 2010 - 12:53 am by: Paris

Here’s the latest Paris Hilton upskirt shot at some social gathering. You gotta love how consistent she is with the panty upskirts. Hopefully, next time she’d go back to her ‘adventurous’ side, and by adventurous side I meant punani upskirts. Maybe she should give Britney a ring sometime. Wink wink.

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Paris Hilton’s ass is see-through
Posted on: November 24, 2010 - 1:10 am by: Paris

Here’s Paris Hilton bending over for the paps after a fun day of emotionally-binging on shoes. You can always expect Paris to be accomodating to our needs. So accomodating that she even skipped her panties this morning to give us a good peek of her sweet ass! I know it’s kinda half-assed but we don’t get to use our imagination a lot when it comes to this skank so let’s make the most out of it.

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Paris Hilton’s titty slip
Posted on: November 23, 2010 - 1:56 am by: Paris

Another day, another Paris Hilton titty slip! Now I have no idea when this nipple shot was taken nor do I really care. All that matters right now are two things, a. a peek at her lucious gem and b. this massive boner I have to take care of at this moment. Enjoy suckers!

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Paris Hilton attracting sea men with her slutty outfit
Posted on: October 26, 2010 - 1:51 am by: Paris

Here’s Paris Hilton in a slutty sailor girl outfit and I’m sure there’s a joke in here somewhere about how this blonde bombshell loves sea men. Oh, I gave it away. But seriously now, doesn’t she look absolutely hot or what? I’m sure if she sailed in the Carribean, the Krakken will release itself to get a glimpse of Paris!

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Paris Hilton topless in the daylight
Posted on: October 12, 2010 - 2:48 am by: Paris

I really can’t see any reason why Paris Hilton is naked in broad daylight in these pics other than the possibility she got trashed last night and ended up in an empty lot this morning half-naked and alone. Well, another reason we could consider is that maybe because she’s, well, a whore. Feast your eyes on Paris Hilton’s topless candids fellas. You’re welcome.

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Paris Hilton’s tits are not going to jail
Posted on: September 21, 2010 - 1:20 am by: Paris

Paris Hilton’s tits may not be doing time for coke posession a few weeks back in Vegas, but she’s definitely doing me in my dreams tonight! This blonde bombshell always looks so hot and tasty anywhere she goes and admit it, you’re having a boner just looking at this sexy bitch. I guess when you’re on the prowl for some dick 24/7, you have to look this desirable round the clock.

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Paris Hilton’s cleavage is very Marilyn Monroe
Posted on: August 12, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris

In her quest to completely outskank herself, Paris Hilton thought yesterday was the perfect day t o try to impersonate Marilyn Monroe, but failed and actually looked more like one of Marilyn Manson’s slutty groupie. I’m not sure what this bitch is getting at but here’s hoping she gets od’ed by her own famewhoring fuckery. Anyway, Paris Hilton’s tits if it still gives you a boner.

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Paris Hilton’s panty upskirt in St. Tropez
Posted on: July 27, 2010 - 4:15 am by: Paris

Paris Hilton may be dumb but bitch got good earsight because apparently, she heard my request for a panty upskirt. I figured we’ve been seeing too much of her nipples lately, it’s nice once in  a while to see a different angle. So here’s Paris Hilton’s beaver at the VIP room in St. Tropez. Enjoy!

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Paris Hilton topless…yet again
Posted on: July 26, 2010 - 3:39 am by: Paris

It’s week two and Paris Hilton is still going around topless in Italy. Not that I’m complaining or anything. I mean she looks absolutely hot with her mouth shut and her tits out but maybe if she stops half-assing the nudity she’s be more desirably in my eyes since we’ve already seen those titties like 34758923 times already and it’s kinda getting old.

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