Shauna Sand’s tits is still in a bikini, frolicking at the beach and they look like they’re about to explode any minute now. It’s a wonder why this plastic whore hasn’t melted yet under the rays of the scorching sun but maybe the sun was blinded, too, by this pristine goddess’ tits beauty.

Since we lack of elegance and class in this site, I decided to post Shauna Sand’s juicy rack. Here is the sophisticated milf flirting with the waves and what not. If Shauna comes across a shark, I would feel for the life of the shark. It would probably die from silicone-poisoning from munching on this cuntwhore’s fake puppies.

I’m not sure if anyone’s still getting a hard-on looking at Shauna Sand’s vagina but the crap’s getting more and more unsolicited. But for the three of you who still cared about some fake tits and withered punani, here is Shauna Sand exuding class and elegance while showing her crotch in these upskirt pics.

When you got breasts this awesome, age is nothing but a damn number. Shauna Sand was once again spotted at the beach doing her favorite hobby–sunbathing topless! Her plastic face and collagen-pumped lips might be melting Shauna Sand’s tits are definitely not losing sight of it’s true purpose—which is to give men a hard-on.

And just as I don’t lose sight of those juicy funbags, Shauna’s tits and I are forever soulmates.

Because ex-Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand is not that enticing when she’s not nude, here are her most recent nip slip pics taken while she was driving her daughter to Katsuya in LA. Her low-cut dress just can’t seem to hold her massive fake tits in. Enjoy!

For someone who goes topless all the time when she hits the beach (okay, not ALL the time), Shauna Sand should just bear her breasties everywhere. To the mall, pumping gas. She’s so proud of her Frankentitties that she should just go around topless all the time. Clothes? Don’t need ‘em. Shame? Don’t have it. With the fortune she spent on her titties, why not show them off everywhere? Which is practically what she does on a daily basis.

Proving that a plastic rack is still the best beach toy, Shauna Sand happily obliged her new boytoy (and the paparazzi she was certain was snapping away) some fun under the sun with her massive jugs for him to play with. Although judging by some of the expressions on the guy’s face (check out some of the ones where she’s lying on top of him) it looks like he’s having trouble taking a breath. They must really be that heavy!

All the outrageous boobage can be seen here!