Well it’s good to see Miley Cyrus is finally acting her age, ditching her hillbilly nekkid acts to pose in semi-sexy dresses like this one that covers her sideboobs, cleavage, tits, nipples, punani but somehow still managing to tease us with the silhouette of her juicy ass that–wait a minute!  Sonofabitch!

I’m not sure how many of you have some sick fantasy of seeing Hulk Hohan in a bikini but here’s the closest thing to it! Here’s Brooke Hogan’s bikini body and I got to admit she does look fuckable to me, if only she won’t mince my dick off when she’s riding it. Fuckin’ aside, she does look hot and I mean that in a NO HOMO way.

Ta-daaayum! This brunette bombshell hasn’t hung in the  towel yet and looks like she’s enjoying the cockteasing. It’s a two-way thing anyway so it’s all good. I never thought Jennifer Aniston’s ass could be borderline Jessica Alba’s badonkadonk. I think Jen has the Benjamin Button shit going on, the more she ages the hotter she looks!

You can’t possibly hate on this ginger crackwhore if she still brings the goodies can you? Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s ass in leggings. It’s a surprise even after all those coke and early morning boozing, her body’s still got it together. Hopefully, it won’t quit on her by the time she’s fourty–I’m kinda feeling a Courtney Love vibe from her!

Well, it looks like Courtney Love’s ass is back in Twitter and as equally disgusting like the last time. This time though, she’s got some props with her and I’m not sure but tell me that’s not a huge anal bead she’s trying to fit in her ass??? I kinda doubt it though, ‘coz if it were, I would imagine it would’ve slipped inside with no fuss.

Not sure if anyone still cares about Whitney Port, I for one don’t even know her, but turns out she’s a celebrity, who happens to be in a bikini so I figured to heck with it. I mean, between Lady Gaga and her, I’d definitely go with this one. Here’s Whitney Port’s bikini candids in Hawaii, if you want to waste 30 seconds of your life.

Sure Rihanna looks like the bastard child of Mr. Kool Aid and Oprah but that still doesn’t take away the fact that Rihanna’s ass is still sweet and juicy. So here she is in some baggy skirt, posing to a position where her ass would still look as relevant as it was a year ago.

Because we haven’t gotten enough of Coco’s gi-fuckin-normous booty, and because the extremely hot blonde MILF knows is too, she took a break from her slutty ways to do more skankier things, e.g. posting a pic of her and her sister’s ass in thongs in Twitter. Good thing to know that there are some things consistent in life, such as these never-ending supply of Coco’s ass shots.

Good Gawd Almighty…look what just risen from the grave! Thassss right! It’s Jessica Alba’s ass! Wow…this clearly is a sign that there really is hope for humanity because Jessica’s sweet badonkadonk is here to bring world peace. Although in my opinion, it’s bringing some major chaos down in my crotch area.

A bikini-clad Olivia Wilde was spotted sporting her tight body at the beach. Okay I’m usually a boob guy. I love my puppies fat and right in my face but there’s a certain sex appeal about Olivia that makes me say fuck it to my standards. I wonder why…hmm…maybe the fact that Megan Fox wants to fuck her has something to do with it. Yep, that’s it.