Here’s Coco’s crazy ass in a red body-hugging dress. I personally think she looks like a walking penis on steroids wearing an undersized condom. But that’s just prolly me. The real deal here is the Christmas card on the thumbs below. If your Christmas wasn’t made Merry after seeing Coco’s tits(or the illusion of it) then you can go rot in hell you Anti-Christ!

Do you really need an explanation as to why I posted Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s ass in sexy lingerie?  It doesn’t take a scientist to figure that out. Heck, I bet if Einstein was still alive, his boner would totally tell you the answer. Here’s Rosie slutting it up on the cover of DT magazine.

I’m sure, like me, you’re missing some Candice Swanepoel hotness but don’t worry bitches, because she’s got us all covered! Seen here is Candice’s hot lignerie pics…again again again again again again! It’s always Christmas with this insanely hot Victoria’s Supermodel. I think she’s the most generous chick ever genetically modified at the Victoria’s Secret underground lab. Wait–what?

Coco’s ass made an unsolicited appearance again on Twitter a few days ago because it was ‘Thong Thursday’, which doesn’t really make sense because if you follow Coco religiously, you’d agree that everyday is practically Thong Thursday which also means everyday is a holiday for Ice-T.

Megan Fox brought her almost deflating titties at the beach with her husband Brian Austin. I am digging the made-for-sex body but it just bothers me that her boobies no longer look like the ones I used to jack off to. But whatever, it’s still some pretty good wanking-material for me. Megan Fox bikini shots fellas, enjoy!

Now, now…pull it together fellas! We haven’t seen so much of Angelina Jolie’s ass and I think the last time I saw it was in freakin CGI in Beowulf as a water demon. This time check out her sweet buns in this leaked shot. Some nosy hoes told me it’s an outtake for the movie Wanted. Ofcourse that doesn’t really matter, this could be on the set of The Grinch and I’d still fap away if it’s monstrous face was next to this ass. True story.

Here’s Candice Swanepoel’s lingerie body once again teasing my manhood. She just won’t quit and don’t intend to quit her cockteasing game. Look I don’t really have anything to complain about, except the fact that the bottle of lotion in my desk is almost running out! Candice Swanepoel’s tits fellas. You’re welcome.

This white Playboy trash known as Karissa Shannon is still alive, it seems, and is still doing famewhoring things e.g. bending over to expose her milky white ass for the paps. Gotta love her black boyfriend’s could-care-for-shit attitude, not even noticing that the paps are literally jacking off over her chick but I guess it’s part of the contract. Karissa Shannon’s ass, for the three of you who gives a damn.

Got-dayum! I think these so far are the hottest pics of this cocoa goddess–well not counting Rihanna naked pics ofcourse. Everything in this picture screams ‘pound me like a wild animal without knocking my lights out’ and if I just had the chance I would drop everything I’m doing at the tip of–

I’ve had my eye on Olivia Wilde for a while now ‘coz she’s my future ex-wife Megan Fox’ sex fantasy. At first I thought she was boring and I wondered what the big fuss is all about. But now that I see her in a different light, and by different light I mean naked, I kinda get where all that lust is coming from. Here’s Olivia Wilde naked sexiness on the pages of Flaunt magazine.