It’s nice to know that after all these years, Jennifer Aniston still has it. Why shouldn’t she? She’s got all the time in the world to still look as fuckable as Angelina Jolie. It’s slap in the face for Lindsay Lohan and the rest of the broke down young celeb hoes in Hollywood to see Jen look way hotter and younger. You show ‘em girl!

Here we go again with the Candice hotness! I swear man, I don’t ever get tired of seeing her sexy tight body in a bikini. But I mean, it wouldn’t hurt if she would skip the bikini and down to her birthday suit. Just a friendly suggestion, never hurt anybody! Well don’t just sit here, fap away fellas!

Here’s Coco taking her humongous beast of an ass at the beach in her 2-yr old daughter’s bikini. This blonde MILF has got some monster titties too to go along with that monster ass so I’m confused as to why I’m having scared feelings other than a boner. Maybe if those crap sacks aren’t giving me a look that says it will eat my dick I would be at ease.

Today’s the 128728th day of Heidi Montag wearing a bikini and it just gets hotter and hotter! Damn, how she managed to stay afloat with those huge rock-hard silicons is still a mystery but between The Bermuda Triangle and Heidi Montag’s tits, I’d like to solve the mystery of the knockers more.

Not sure what Sophie Monk is famous for other than having a sexy tight body and luscious lips made for a 1-hr blowjob but here she is strolling in the beaches of Hawaii. Dayummm..can’t think of anything else I want to do right now than frolic in the water with her tits and roll around burying my face in her ass the sand.

Every once in a while, Britney Spears makes an effort to look atleast quite near the vicinity of hot so she decided to take her bikini body to the beach in a yellow bikini. I’m pretty surprised there are no candid shots of Britney Spears’ vagina in any of these which makes me think it’s probably part of the conservatorship agreement.

A bikini-clad Olivia Wilde was spotted sporting her tight body at the beach. Okay I’m usually a boob guy. I love my puppies fat and right in my face but there’s a certain sex appeal about Olivia that makes me say fuck it to my standards. I wonder why…hmm…maybe the fact that Megan Fox wants to fuck her has something to do with it. Yep, that’s it.

How about some Adriana Lima hotness today, you say? Well guess what, I got you covered. Adriana decided to take a little trip out to the sea where she brought her cameltoe along. Here she is on some yacht or boat wearing a one piece dress-bikini. Pretty sweet sight for a Victoria’s Supermodel milf huh? Mr. Long Nose approves!

Here’s Bar Rafaeli’s ass in a pink bikini and without Leo di Caprio around her to make you hate the lucky bastard even more. I mean you already got a great career going dude, why must you take one of the world’s hottest chick too?? Where is the freakin’ justice! I’m not really a fan of twiggy bitches with no ass and mildly resembles the Crypt keeper so that makes me team Bar!

Whatever happened to Elizabeth Hurley, you ask? I know, I’ve bene wondering where that British milf hotness could be. When I was a kid, Elizabeth Hurley’s tits were the ultimate fantasy then Parasite Hilton and Lindsay Hoehan came and it was the end of elegance as we know it. But now the hot momma has been spotted and unlike Pammie Anderson, her mojo didn’t run away, she still looks hot as ever. Feast your eyes on Elizabeth Hurley’s bangin’ body in a bikini on a yacht.