I’m not sure how many of you have some sick fantasy of seeing Hulk Hohan in a bikini but here’s the closest thing to it! Here’s Brooke Hogan’s bikini body and I got to admit she does look fuckable to me, if only she won’t mince my dick off when she’s riding it. Fuckin’ aside, she does look hot and I mean that in a NO HOMO way.

Here’s Heidi Montag and her luscious funbags spotted in an infinity tub in Costa Rica making out with someone who may or may not be Spencer Pratt. Though at second look, I doubt it’s Spencer Twatt since this one looks way more of a stud than that douchebag. Fuckin’ aside, here’s Heidi Montag’s tits in all her plastic hotness!

Marcelle Bittar is one of those hot Brazilian supermodels you see naked on mags and based on these extremely sexy photos, I have a feeling this won’t be the last time we’ll be hearing her name. These pics are smokin’ hot and I think it’s because she looks like a hippie girl who would let you bang her after she gets stoned. That’s always hot, right?

Here’s Israeli hottie Bar Rafaeli doing the bikini thing for a swimwear brand named Aqua bendita. Her body is so retarded. Retarded like her boyfriend Leo Di Caprio in that movie Inception. It means I would bang and motorboat those sweet tits because they keep me entertained in my seat.

Jenna Dewan is the hot chick from Step Up 1 and 2 who got married to that ex-stripper guy Channing Tatum. She was out of the limelight for a while but good to know she’s back and has stepped up her game ‘coz dang! she’s looking all kinds of fine in that ultra sexy bikini! She doesn’t have an ass that could block the sun at the beach but it’s so sexy, it would’ve still caught my eye.

So many bitches in Hollywood have attempted the Jessica Alba pose and none have actually succeeded to pull it off or beyond expectations. Take Victoria Silvstedt’s bikini pose for example. Here is one of them bitches who tried to out-ass Jessica’s ass pose but failed.

Come on now…this is just painful to watch. Not only does it look awkward but kinda freaky too if you ask me. Tell me, how can I get a boner by looking an undernourished shaved chicken in a bikini?

We’ve seen Kate Moss’ nipples exposed more often than they are covered so I’m not sure if you still get a boner from these candid shots of her at the beach. But this is quite different from the sexy supermodel’s usual topless shots because her tits here are getting some hand action from some mystery guy who looks like an all grown-up Alfalfa. I think I like her better sober ‘coz that’s really the time when her tits come out.

Here’s former Ultimo lingerie model Katie Green teasing us with her bikini and topless pictures. This hot model got fired by the lingerie brand for being photographed naked. Now, she’s taking revenge by being naked everywhere she goes!

I’m not exactly a fan of Brooke Hogan because she kinda looks like a dude, but I’m a fan of her big tits and perky nipples. Look closely at these bikini pics taken while she was in Miami, because her nipples look like they want the attention too.

Here’s the controversial former Miss California Carrie Prejean getting busy with her boyfriend on a beach somewhere. Guess Miss Prejean’s bikini’s a little loose because her nipple just kept on popping out! I appreciate the effort of showing some flesh with your nip slip antics, Carrie, but that’s not enough. You know what I want. Sextape(s) please.