How about some Angelina Jolie cleavage peek you say? Well you got it! Seen here signing autographs are her lovely titties sadly owned by Brad Pitt. Seriouly, why does the guy have everything good in this world?? The money, the looks and the best-looking MILF in town?? Damnit. I want to be Brad in my next lifetime–minus the obsessed ex-wife!

Coco’s ass made an unsolicited appearance again on Twitter a few days ago because it was ‘Thong Thursday’, which doesn’t really make sense because if you follow Coco religiously, you’d agree that everyday is practically Thong Thursday which also means everyday is a holiday for Ice-T.

Now, now…pull it together fellas! We haven’t seen so much of Angelina Jolie’s ass and I think the last time I saw it was in freakin CGI in Beowulf as a water demon. This time check out her sweet buns in this leaked shot. Some nosy hoes told me it’s an outtake for the movie Wanted. Ofcourse that doesn’t really matter, this could be on the set of The Grinch and I’d still fap away if it’s monstrous face was next to this ass. True story.

Pamela Anderson’s tits were back on the cover of Playboy mag, which further backs up my theory that Playboy is almost in the gutter. I mean if this is what they can afford now, then I’m not gonna be surprised if Hugh Heffner will announce Playboy’s retirement pretty soon. Here’s for the four of you who hasn’t gotten over your childhood sex dreams about Pamela Anderson. Enjoy!

I’m all for chicks with juicy racks, and Jennifer Love Hewitt delivers the goods so well. I can’t even remember how may times I jerked off over her posters back in my college dorm. She’s just all kinds of hot! Here she is with her sweet puppies in sexy biknis at the tennis court. I don’t know either. Just fap away!

Halle Berry’s tits were spotted frolicking at the beach this weekend and I sure it’s pretty early for a Christmas treat but if her puppes were gifts, they’re exactly I want stuffed in my stockings…or me…stuffed in her stockings. Yeah, I think the last part is better. Here’s Halle’s sunkissed rack fellas! Don’t mention it.

I don’t kow what’s going on in Christina Aguilera’s face but I do know that her funbags are still doing a fantastic job distracting us from her face. Is she trying to be the next Jessica Simpson now? Seriously, she’s like 12 more cheeseburgers away from being a deadringer for Mariah Carey! And I mean right now in her pregnant state.

It was so nice of Cher to drop by the premiere of Burlesque since we all expect her bedtime not over 9pm but then she did pulled out something crazier than old lady with 80 cats–she showed up wearing a see-through brassiere, showcasing her dusty nipples! Quite offensive, if you ask me. However, I know a good number of you fellas are granny fuckers so enjoy!

It looks like Christina Aguilera is handling her separation with Jordan Bratman very well. You’ve seen pics of her with her lover during the shoot of her movie, now see her in a different light. And by different light, I mean in leaked semi-naked pics of her in her dressing room. Here she is before she became the doughy bitch she is today.

Here’s Christina Aguilera taking her huge funbags to Tokyo to promote her new film Burlesque and so far, I think she’s doing a great job. If someone shows up at my door dangling her tits at me like this, I’d probably already be reaching for my piggy bank at the back of the stairs. Here’s the rest of Cleavagey Christina! Enjoy horndogs!