Today’s morning boner is brought to you by these sizzling hot Bar Rafaeli lingerie shots! How can you be a fuckin’ hermit all day after seeing her precum-inducing curvaceous body, especially after rubbing one out? Leo DiCaprio is probably the luckiest bastard on earth to be humping this heavenly sight every night!

Candice Swanepoel’s ass is in lingerie again, fellas! I don’t think I’ve never seen normal pictures of her and I wouldn’t want to check it out since it’s gonna ruin my fantasy of her. I’ve already convinced myself that these Victoria’s Secret hotties are in lingerie or some hot shit wherever they go–in my wet dreams including!

The sexiest Victoria’s Secret milf among the bunch took a break from breastfeeding to pose in ridiculously hot lingerie in these pics. I’m totally scared of Adriana Lima’s tits, to be honest. I feel like they’re going to be the reason for my death one way or another. If that’s the case, let me not waste any time not jacking off over this hot mamacita!

Here’s Candice Swanepoel’s insanely hot body dick-teasing us to the max. If there’s one thing that makes my temperature rising aside from a double-cheeseburger from Mcdonald’s, it’s a blonde bombshell in her sexy underwear giving fuck-me eyes! My weiner is dying to hump the screen!

You asked for more Candice Swanepoel, you got it! Here’s the blonde Victoria’s Secret bombshell modeling some kind of fetish swimwear my dick approves. If only those chicks at the beach looks something like this, then I’m definitely going to be a beach person from now on. Candice Swanepoel’s tits in a bikini fellas…don’t be shy fellas, fap away!

Smokin’ MILF! It’s not everyday we see Kate Moss looking all sober like this so I figured to post these pics of her looking incredibly hot in sexy lingerie ‘coz times like these are very rare. I’m really having a hard time restraining myself ‘coz I’m baffled on how fuckin’ hot this slutty MILF is. She looks so hot I can actually forgive her for being with that Doherty trash. Enjoy these steamy shots fellas!

I’m not sure if you’ve ever heard of Taylor Momsen but she’s this teen chick in the UK band called The Pretty Rebels who everyone else seems to think is the next Courtney Love. Well, judging from these screenshots of Taylor Momsen’s latest music video, I’d say I see a carbon copy! I’m looking at a hot suicidal-looking boney bitch and somehow, my dick approves.

I’ve never heard about Lara Stone. She’s one of those freakishly tall and boney supermodels but she had me at latex and whip. That and her sweet juicy tits. Okay and maybe her close-shaved punani too. Fine, pretty much the whole package! Here’s Lara Stone in all her naked latex glory.

Well dayum. It looks like Megan Fox got my hint when I said I’m jumping over to Team Rosie if she doesn’t pick up her fame game ‘coz here she is getting her slut on for the latest Armani ad. I know this is borderline voyeur and it just turns me on hard just looking at Megan Fox ’s tits in that sexy-as-hell underwear. I bet mornings are a treat for Brian Austin watching Megan get dressed like this.

Here’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s genetically modified Victoria’s Secret body doing the lingerie thing again. I was all for Megan Fox for Transformers 3, but I’m fraid if she keeps doing these I’m gonna have to bat for her team! Absolutely stunning! Jason Statham must’ve saved a bus full of children in his past life to be this lucky.