I really don’t understand what the deal is with pregnant women being put on the cover of magazines. I never got a hard-on seeing some prego chick without her clothes on thinking there’s a baby somewhere in that bubble lump that is watching you masturbate over her. Some freaky shit!

However, this is Claudia Schiffer’s nude pregnant body we’re talking about here, also known as the blonde beauty who I used to have a huge crush on when I was in highschool. All I can do is admire her perfection.

Alessandra Ambrosio continues to surprise me. She has already popped a baby out of her vajayjay and now look at her! No signs of cellulite and, or stretchmarks. Like what the hell? I’m starting to wonder if she really had a baby or if she’s actually from another planet. ‘Coz you know Planet Earth is also known as Planet Obesse in galaxy language, right? No? Well it’s a fact. Go spread the word and if anyone ask you where you got the trivia came from, tell them an alien once told me that when I was having a drink alone at a bar a couple of years ago.

It turned out that it was a she. Darnit…I could’ve sworn it was a male. But he was a hot alien-boy with a pretty tight “celestial body”(ha! I make jokes). I’m tellin’ ya, she could’ve fooled me. That alien had a mean horse face, long arms, lanky legs and a pretty weird belly bu– hey wait a minute… come to think of it, that alien pretty much looks like Alessandra Ambrosio! Aw maaaan…I should’ve gave in to her sexual advances!

Here’s an Italian treat for you: model, showgirl and actress Adriana Volpe in her hot nude photoshoot for Panorama magazine, showing off her yummy tits and hot ass. Now believe it or not, this hot MILF is already 36 years old, but she still has some rocking sexy bod! These Italian sex symbols truly don’t disappoint, even when they’re not nude.

I don’t know much about Eva Kass aside from the fact that she’s a model from Estonia. And you won’t get a lot of info either even if you Google her. But that’s alright, because all we care about are her creamy tits in her topless pics, right? Here she is looking tasty in Max Magazine, where hot sexy girls are!

Look what I’ve found when I was just surfing on some random blogs. A naked redhead, and a model at that. People, let me introduce you to Miss Tiah Eckhardt. Yes, she’s an Australian model, much like Miranda Kerr. The difference is that she embraces her sexuality, and is damn proud of her hot naked body. That’s why she posted her nude pics on her blog. She doesn’t care who’s looking, so dig in.

Stella Kapezanou is no stranger to doing nudity as she posed for Playboy and Penthouse before, both in their Greek editions. So these old pics are not a surprise. What’s hot about these pictures are they’re not nude, except for those with shots of her hairy crotch. There’s something kinky about a woman wearing something on top but not covering her pussy.

There’s something about Hungarian model Égerházy Zsanett’s face I don’t like. I don’t know what it is but her body is definitely ok with me. In fact, her body is more than ok. Check out that ass. Fucking great, huh? I love the picture of her bent over and showing off that tight ass. Her tits won’t quit too. Big but not too big, those funbags are one of the best I’ve laid my eyes on. Check out more of her topless pics in the gallery below.

Talk about moms and their giant boobs – Pamela David showing off her Argentinian Giant Breasts at the beach and Paparazzi Magazine published the topless pics in their February 2009 issue. The hot TV personality bared her big tits and an instant later, paparazzi were there and clicking away like mad. That’s the power of a woman’s tits. A woman removes her top in public and seconds later men flock at the location like sharks who smelled blood in the water from miles away. Check out the MILFy goodness in the gallery below.

Here are more pictures of fine-assed Greek babe Patricia Millik-Peristeri. I posted some of her hot, hot, hot FHM pictures yesterday. Today, these pics are from her Esquire magazine shoot she did some time before. I just love my job. It allows me to discover these European celebrities who I otherwise won’t have a clue about. And they’re damned gorgeous, every one of them. At least, those that I choose to post in this blog. Check out her pics!

Hot Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi was having fun at the beach and generally looking gorgeous. Of course, a bikini shoot won’t be complete without a nip slip. For me, that is. And so here they are, the inevitable nip slip in front of a horde of paps. These pics will go a long way in letting the world know who Cheyenne Tozzi is.