Dude, I know what you’re thinking. Who is this super hot bombshell Holly Peers and why isn’t my dick in between her thighs? I asked the same question over and over when I caught sight of her big juicy rack and perky nipples on the pages of Nuts magazine. My cat thinks I need to get my lazy ass to rehab, slipping a brochure to Promises in my cereal bowl this morning. He probably thinks I’m addicted to tits. That’s partly true. I sure love ‘em. But not just any knockers. I got standards, and I enjoy them if they’re as sweet as Holly Peers’ tits.

Now how about a hot chick flashing her huge tits to start our day? Here’s Sophie Reade’s tits on a misson today. What mission would that you ask? Well, maybe you should ask Mr. Long-Nose to better understand the deal.

I don’t see a lot of chicks with boobs bigger than their whole face. As soon as I saw Sophie Reade’s naked body looking extremely hot on that red couch, that mission was a complete success. Clearly, this woman’s body was made for sex.

There is absolutely nothing I hate about Lucy Pinder and her sized-D mega tits. Okay maybe I can think of one  and it’s for the simple reason that those bountiful buns are not grinding my stiff weiner right now but other than that she is absolutely perfect.

So it’s just appropriate that I take a few moments to show her my appreciation by jacking off to these painfully hot topless pictures of her in Nuts magazine. I don’t even know why the mag is bothering to put articles to go along with the images of her rack because when I see how juicy they are, I don’t see anything else.

Three words: ROSIE JONES TOPLESS.

Let’s not waste each other’s time and go straight to the thumbs, shall we?

Rosie Jones is once again topless, but today she added a little sweet treat by getting down on all fours in this Nuts photoshoot. Now, isn’t this exactly the way you want her to be when you get home at night after a whole day of work? No? So you want her handcuffed to the bed, then. Oh.

You know you’re in heaven when one day, you find yourself  in between those two pairs of big tits, getting smashed if you ever try to move.

Anyway, those huge racks are brought to you by glamour models Sophie Howard and Sophie Reade from a topless photoshoot for Nuts. *wink*

Holly Peers is one those English glamour models and Page Three babes who love to flaunt her big, all natural tits in various men’s magazines. Here she is and her naughty nudes on Nuts.

I’m not sure if British glamour model Lindsey Strutt’s big tits is still all natural and  surgery-free, because everytime I see those funbags, they seem to get bigger and bigger. Well, I’ll let you decide. Here she is naked and sizzling hot for a Nuts photoshoot.

Here’s another set of a trio of big tits and hot chicks from Nuts. Glamour models Eva Wyrwal, Lindsey Strutt, and Peta Todd show off their assets in Nuts’ “Utterly Brilliant Boobs” feature. Enjoy!

Glamour model Vikki Blows may not have the biggest tits around, but no one would disagree how perfect her boobs are. They’re just… right–size-wise, perkiness-wise. They’re the type that are perfect to squeeze with your finger, and cup with your palm. Oh, and would you look at those nipples too. Vikki sure could blow your sanity off, eh? By the way, here are her topless pics for Nuts for Sept. 2009.