Here’s a newly separated Christina Aguilera walking her tits all over town in a white tee. I don’t know what she’s on but whatever it is, she shouldn’t quit it ‘coz she’s looking tasty these days. I guess when you just got out of a 4-year marriage you forget simple things, like, uhh I dunno, wearing a bra??

Here’s Britney Spears treating her perky nipples out for their daily caramel frap at Starbucks. The sun is up where’s up but those nips look so chilly! You gotta love how she never forgets her frap but when it comes to her bra, she’s got a bad case of amnesia.

Because it’s not enough to peddle her barely-legal punani in the form of her latest music video showing her almost naked and romancing herself in the bed, here she is outwhoring herself in a very see-through white shirt with no bra. Miley Cyrus’ pokies fellas, easy!

Who ordered Chinese today? Well it’s your lucky day ‘coz here’s Bai Ling’s nipples to quench your dirty thirst for some asian tittays. Seen here doing some shopping in Beverley Hills is the asian seductress in some slutty clothes. Doesn’t she have the perkiest side tits or what?

Here’s Miley Cyrus with the case of nipple-itis and because she’s a young slut whsose main goal in life is to give us pervs a boner. I know she looks like a young mule with her potruding large teeth and all but right now her nipples are talking to me and for some reaosn I am paying attention.

Today’s a day of mourning fellas because Heidi Klum has decided to quit Victoria’s Secret for good! I know…tragic right. She’s actually one of my favorite supermodel of all time. Now, we’re not sure if we will ever see Heidi Klum naked. Boo fucking hoo. If you’ll excuse me while I console my weiner from weeping!

Add this Chelsea Handler sextape screens to your potential spank bank because some bitches are saying it’s scheduled to be released pretty soon.  Seen here is the talk show host/stand-up comedian completely naked and on all fours getting ploughed by some lucky bastard. And now we play the waiting game…

Well here’s one for a change. When Kim Kardashian’s ass isn’t making our dicks rock hard with the sight of them, it’s always endearing to know we can rely on her power rack to do the job. It may be cold in England where she is when these candids were taken (her hard nipples pretty much gave it way) but here in my room it’s steamin’ hot!

There are a lot of ways to attract a guy and California-born singer Katy Perry knows exactly how to tighten his male fans’ pants during one of her performances last night. No, I didn’t mean the peacock costume she was wearing. Look closer and you’ll see the little fucker. Katy Perry’s tits fellas, your welcome.

It’s day two and Britney Spears is still in a bikini, still parading her semi-hot body and still feeling cold. Dayum, if she’s already wearing padded bikini tops in this state, then she must have nipples sharp as needles! Very impressive. Look at what everyday trips to Starbucks and bathing in a tub of Cheetos can do to you, ladies!