Holy Guacamole! There’s something about girls in tight jeans that drives me wild but seeing Jennifer Love Hewitt topless and in tight jeans is just so painfully yummy! It was a good choice she covered her thigh in jeans ‘coz I’m really not a fan of cellulite but other than that, these pics are boner-material!

I’m not quite sure what’s going on in these shots but it looks like new York Times Magazine found the best way for men to pay attention to current events. Effective advertising: they’re doing it right! Here’s pics of Natalie Portman stripping her clothes off to expose even more clothes. I know, but it’s hot hot hot!

I’ve had my eye on Olivia Wilde for a while now ‘coz she’s my future ex-wife Megan Fox’ sex fantasy. At first I thought she was boring and I wondered what the big fuss is all about. But now that I see her in a different light, and by different light I mean naked, I kinda get where all that lust is coming from. Here’s Olivia Wilde naked sexiness on the pages of Flaunt magazine.

Olivia Wilde is one of the sexiest chicks you’ll see on TV, and she also happens to be Meg Ryan’s not-so-secret sex fantasy. Would you even ask why? Haven’t seen such a slim figure perfect for flexible positions in the sack. She oozes of sex appeal and she’s not even naked yet in these pics. Enjoy fellas!

Well hello there Avril! It’s about time this no-talent punk bitch changed her famewhoring tactics and I must say it’s pretty effective ‘coz for the first time, I did a double look. Sure she’s like that 15-year old myspace slut who keeps sending you pictures of her tits for free publicity but atleast she’s no Snooki. Here’s Avril Lavigne topless in Maxim.

I think of all the gazillion photoshoots Naomi Campbell has ever done in her life, this one takes the cake. This cocoa goddess must be what–55? But dayum, it looks like she munches on the souls of unborn children to be looking this radiant and still young. Here’s Naomi Campbell doing some sex-crazed dominatrix photoshoot for Interview Magazine.

Not since LOTR have I seen Liv Tyler this ‘effin sexy! And she doesn’t even have her sweet titties out, mind ya. I have to admit I didn’t think this brunette minx would snap out of her Plain Jane housewife persona eversince she spouted a baby but here she is once again reminding us of the super hot chick we’ve all jerked off to back in college!

The newlywed Megan Fox took her sweet abs to the streets wearing her husband Brian Austin Green’s jeans and his son’s t-shirt. I understand that you’ve been recently kicked out of the next Transformers movie, honey, so I know your unemployed but dayum. Don’t try to grope Megan Fox’s tits though, or Voltron will cut a bitch.

I’ve never seen running shoes look so sexy on a girl until I saw Kelly Brook’s ass along with it for her Reebok ad. Just feast your eyes on this British goddess’ perfectly shaped curves and silky slender legs, and the fact that there’s a couch in the picture that looks so inviting isn’t really helping me to think in a decent way.

While I totally find this ad smoking hot, it might be the best marketing strategy considering I find it hard to look at anything else than Kelly Brook’s ass.

She may share the same name with the legendary singer, but that’s about the last of the similarities between Sam Cooke the singer and Sam Cooke the Page 3 girl. This busty British babe is slowly climbing up the topless gal ladder and is quickly becoming a household name in the UK. Well, she’s gotta topple off the current queens like Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard first. Something tells me she just might do that.