Well it’s been a long weekend. Well, supposedly. But these pics of Katy Perry’s tits in a Santa outfit kept me pre-occupied. You can always expect Katy to bring you the goodies for Christmas so here she is slutting up the stage, being Santa’s favorite helper. Now excuse me, while I jingle my balls.

Here’s Coco’s crazy ass in a red body-hugging dress. I personally think she looks like a walking penis on steroids wearing an undersized condom. But that’s just prolly me. The real deal here is the Christmas card on the thumbs below. If your Christmas wasn’t made Merry after seeing Coco’s tits(or the illusion of it) then you can go rot in hell you Anti-Christ!

Do you really need an explanation as to why I posted Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s ass in sexy lingerie?  It doesn’t take a scientist to figure that out. Heck, I bet if Einstein was still alive, his boner would totally tell you the answer. Here’s Rosie slutting it up on the cover of DT magazine.

Blake Lively’s tits were spotted strolling around town ready for some serious motorboating. Geezus…those things should have a license. I’m serious they could kill me with a stroke. Well, I could kill her in a hundred strokes, if you get my drift! Wink wink.

I’m not sure what’s going on in here but it looks like a shot of Lindsay Lohan’s nipples infront of the mirror. Why she did it would be an obvious reason. Everybody knows that  famewhores do not sleep and feed on attention. Here’s Lindsay doing what she does best! Fap away fellas!

How about some Angelina Jolie cleavage peek you say? Well you got it! Seen here signing autographs are her lovely titties sadly owned by Brad Pitt. Seriouly, why does the guy have everything good in this world?? The money, the looks and the best-looking MILF in town?? Damnit. I want to be Brad in my next lifetime–minus the obsessed ex-wife!

I don’t know whether to laugh or feel turned on by this but it looks like some blonde chick is groping Lady Gaga’s tits! Don’t be fooled by this tranny clown’s cold heartless expression, I’m sure deep down he’s creaming his undies…in fact, instead of shoving the groping bitch, he gives her a hug…ya know, to make her feel his hard wang!

I’m sure, like me, you’re missing some Candice Swanepoel hotness but don’t worry bitches, because she’s got us all covered! Seen here is Candice’s hot lignerie pics…again again again again again again! It’s always Christmas with this insanely hot Victoria’s Supermodel. I think she’s the most generous chick ever genetically modified at the Victoria’s Secret underground lab. Wait–what?

Coco’s ass made an unsolicited appearance again on Twitter a few days ago because it was ‘Thong Thursday’, which doesn’t really make sense because if you follow Coco religiously, you’d agree that everyday is practically Thong Thursday which also means everyday is a holiday for Ice-T.

Here’s Paris Hilton about to hump a pink and blue motorcycle at the SuperMartxe VIP event by Paris Hilton…because it’s never too late to be a road whore. I’m loving her tits in ever shot, that’s all she needs to show me and I’m sold. Yeah I’ll take the pink and blue please.